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- TOP TEN ITEMS ON THE NORTH POLE POLICE BLOTTER
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- 10. More shots fired at Santa's house
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- 9. Elf removed from workshop with vibrating electric football
- set in his pants
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- 8. Unlicensed street vendor caught selling reindeer kabobs
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- 7. Rudolph busted for showing what else he can make glow
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- 6. Noise ordinances violated by Kathie Lee's singing
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- 5. Rowdy teens chasing Frosty the Snowman with a hair dryer
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- 4. Deranged gingerbread man arrested after several hours on
- street corner shouting "Eat me!"
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- 3. Mrs. Claus nabbed for hooking on 9th Avenue
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- 2. "Send the jaws of life: the old man's got his fat ass stuck
- in a chimney again"
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- 1. Elfjacking
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- Playout - "She's So Cold" - Rolling Stones
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- Letterman, Thursday, December 22, 1994
- Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994
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